I ship Once-ler/Audrey. Because it's so cute it huuuurts.
Can't you just imagine it? Once-ler is chopping down some tree's & shit, then here comes the hippie named Audrey & she starts counseling him to stop. It's cute in my head. . . & THAT'S ALL THAT MATTERS. 8'I
Suck it, whatever whatever! I ship what I want!